SEEKING: carpenter/farmer man with fondness for dirt, Carhartt pants, and me. Those under 5'9'' sorry but you need not apply.
Extra consideration will go to those willing to sport hand-knitted, slightly wonky hats.
Professions of love preferred in banner form, ideally pulled behind an airplane, hugs perfectly acceptable as well.
To those who fit this description, for heaven's sake stop being such pantywaists and SAY SOMETHING. Or just smile at me, either/or. Much obliged.
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About Me
- Franny
- I was going to call this blob the Lonely Goatherd but thought that might be misleading because I am not, in fact, a very lonely person. The Loamly Goatherd works out quite nicely because loam rhymes with lone and also happens to be my favorite soil type. When I am not buzzing about being an agriculture and education student at Western Washington University, I am a cooker, a baker, an eater, a feeder of people, and a knitter-sewer-felter of all things soft and wooly.
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